Britain braced for record high temperature? Bah! It's that hot here and not all that unusual. Friggin Euroweenies fall apart every time the mercury starts to rise. Hell in France, they die by the thousands. It will be interesting to see if the English grandparents start dropping like the elderly French did. Even more telling will be if the family members will cancel their vacations to pick up Grandmum's body from the morgue.
This is very strange...
I'm an average guy with an average life. I have a few more kids than most but for the most part I'm just an anonymous lumpenprole toiling away in obscurity both professionally and on this blog. To say my life follows a certain routine is like saying " The Hindenburg caught fire." That is to say, technically accurate but wildly understates the truth. In any event, I just received a call from The Wife. To wit: "Did you order something?" "No, why?" "There's something here for you." "Uh, box, bag, envelope, singing telegram?" "It's a box" "Who's is from?" "It's from [Name redacted pending confession or further investigation]" "Who?" "(repeats name)" "No idea. Never heard of him." A quick google search later I find that the sender's return address is in the wilds of northern Pennsylvania. A place I have never visited. "Open it." "W...
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