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How do you sleep?

According to these guys, I'm brash and gregarious. Hmm...maybe there's something to this after all.
This is a very interesting article for a guy who's the parent of a special needs (read: autistic) son. Read the whole thing. Comments on it later.
So I took these (cough) incredibly accurate interweb tests as to how well I understand what Women and Men mean when they speak. Here are the results in that order:

Satan
You are 96 % fluent in Womanian! You're to be feared and respected. All I can say is that I hope you are a good and kind man. If you're not, then Lord help us all.
You make women forget how to say the word, "No."
Wait a minute. Hey, you could be a woman! If you are, then this just shows that you understand yourself, and also female partners in the context of a romantic relationship.
Good on ya!


Mamasan
90 % Manian fluency! You know men almost too well. None you set your eyes on in earnest can resist you forever. You are the Mistress (or Master), and likely have no problems with men that don't boil down to your own pickiness. If you want to meet your match, then have a look at those who scored "Satan" on the Womanian Language test .
I bow to your wisdom.
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English Genius
You scored 100% Beginner, 92% Intermediate, 86% Advanced, and 86% Expert!

You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!
Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!
For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.








My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:










You scored higher than 60% on Beginner







You scored higher than 14% on Intermediate







You scored higher than 16% on Advanced







You scored higher than 67% on ExpertLink: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
HA!
This is why I love MIT. I wish I was this nerdy.