Look, I made a funny
Some ages ago, I received an email from a friend entitled "50 Questions For Men We Want Answered ASAP". I don't know the origin of this list but I answered them and meant to post the answers here. Blow the dust off and see if it makes you laugh. 50 Questions For Men We Want Answered ASAP 1. Did you really think those Super Bowl ads were funny? Mostly no. 2. Why do you take so long pooping? I may be the exception. Redirect, your honor? WTF takes you so long in the shower? Don't give me that "shaving my legs crap". 3. Why do you cup your balls so much? Very comforting somehow. Don't ask me to explain it if you don't have the gear. 4. Bar soap or body wash? Bar. Body wash is for chicks. 5. Why ask for my number if you’re not going to actually call? Same reason you give guys a fake one when they ask. 6. Why the mindset that being in a long-term relationship is the end of fun? Because we know people who