The Last Ephor

When I told my 6 year old we had to hurry, he ran off ahead of me yelling "Start the plane Jock!" (For the record I have no idea where he's heard this as we've never let him watch the movie.)

"Our biggest concern right now is brain damage" the doctor said as he reviewed my son's file.

Since I've been gone I've decided to update the past few months by telling a story in one sentence. Even I can manage one friggin sentence now and again. Here's the first one: Then my wife looked at me and said, "I don't think I'm on fire anymore."