The Last Ephor

Obama speaking at Langley in April 2009: I have fought to protect the integrity of classified information in the past, and I will do so in the future. And there is nothing more important than protecting the identities of CIA officers. So I need everybody to be clear: we will protect your identities and your security as you vigorously pursue your missions. I will be as vigorous in protecting you as you are vigorous in protecting the American people. Remember that "outing" Valerie Plame was treason! Obama actually tips his hand here by using his tell. The one that let's you know he's going to lie to you. Can you spot it? Sure you can, "So I need everybody to be clear ". So, with Obamacare about as popular as turd in a punchbowl and his approval rating tanking, he's found his previous pledge really inconvenient. So he resurrects the Ghost Of Bush's Past to distract the rubes: Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr. has named a veteran federal ...

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ZOMFG! Exclusive footage from inside the Air France crash!!!!!11!!!! or not. Apparently none of the news staff have seen LOST. Yet another example to pull out when we hear that Real News (TM) has layers of fact checkers and editors to keep them honest. Pure krep.

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Joe Biden visits Delaware's new Baby Prison which houses the children of his political enemies.

An old priest who for years had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital, lay dying in the hospital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see Barack Obama and Joe Biden before I die," he whispered. "I'll see what I can do, Father," replied the nurse, and she respectfully forwarded the request to the DNC and waited for a response. Surprisingly, soon the word arrived. Obama and Biden would be delighted to visit the priest. As they made their way to the hospital, Obama commented to Biden, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but the media coverage will certainly help our images." Biden couldn't help but agree. When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Biden's hand in his right hand and Obama's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the ancient cleric's face. Fina...

Dateline: 11/14/98 Duffy's Mom: Is that a bagpiper? Duffy: Yes Random guest: You're not supposed to have bagpipes at a wedding. They're only supposed to be used in war or death. Duffy: Marriages usually end in one or the other. Random Guest: Good point. Play on piper! Happy Anniversary Jennifer and Steve!

After 9/11 I heard a lot from lefties about how we should not be angry but rather, ask ourselves, "why do they hate us?" Why are not the opponents of Prop 8 in California doing any similar sort of soul searching? Instead they are protesting, threatening (and worse) the people who *ahem* "attacked" them. I'm just askin.

Metairie, Louisiana arrived from google.com on "Pencader Days: Guy catches .50 BMG ricochet to the head" by searching for bmg ricochet. I can't imagine why one is searching for "BMG ricochet". Are you trying to cause one or has it already happened? If it's the latter there are about a beeelion pages more helpful than this one.

Finally. Undeniable proof that exists and He does indeed love us.

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and I now have a foolproof plan to get us out of this financial morass. It's five words long. Tax all foreigners living abroad. Apply that money to whatever we seem to need of late, perhaps even debt relief.

Will Saletan: S ince Labor Day, the media have released about 20 polls on the presidential race. Three show a dead heat, one shows John McCain leading by a single percentage point, and the rest show Obama leading by one to 10 points. In the latest polls, Obama leads by an average of five points. It's fashionable at this stage to caution that "anything can happen," that McCain is "retooling," and that the numbers can turn in McCain's favor just as easily as they turned against him. But they can't. The numbers are moving toward Obama because fundamental dynamics tilt the election in his favor. The only question has been how far those dynamics would carry him. Now that he has passed McCain, the race is over. Yes, in principle, McCain could win. The stock market could crash. Obama could be caught shagging an intern. McCain could electrify the country with the greatest performance in the history of presidential debates. But barring such a grossly unlikely eve...