Strawman humor
IF YOU ARE A DEMOCRAT YOU MUST BELIEVE: Believe that Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of rich people and George W. Bush. Believe removing Slobodan Milošević was a national security priority President Clinton needed a “get my impeachment off the front page” diversion. Believe that trade with Cuba is fine because it is a communist country, but trade with India is immoral because workers are "exploited". Believe that the US should kowtow the U.N. no matter how much their interests conflict with ours. Believe a woman can’t be trusted with a decision about her own body like whether or not she can carry a gun to protect it. Believe that the best way to improve military morale is institute mandatory homosexuality Believe that if you keep gunss out of schools, adolescents won’t shoot each other. Believe that a good way to fight terrorism is to cravenly and meekly submit to whatever grievance they have. Believe that providing health care to all which has worked so well elsewhere...