The Last Ephor

WARNING: THE END IS NEIGH! REPENT SINNERS! THE WORLD WILL END TOMORROW EVENING either that or we're going to get some snow. Good grief people, get a hold of yourselves. It looks like we're going to get between 4-8 inches of snow and the news reports act like it's friggin Judgment Day! Relax. I KNOW when I go to the grocery store later they're going to be out of milk and bread. Why? Why are these two items so precious? I know they're staple items but how much could you possibly need? Updates Monday after the great event.

A note to lurkers: Comments are appreciated. Oddly I started this for myself alone and was content to drone on for me alone (Ego much?) but recently my hit counter has been skyrocketing (translation: I've had visitors other than me). Thank you The Management