I used to work with a program called Paradox. Never was there a more apt name for any piece of software
I also used to work with Easytrieve the most inapt name for any piece of software.
I know that "hotfixes" and "patches" are things that fix a known problem and create all sorts of new and unknown ones.
I know that technical writers are liars and weasels.
I know that when a customer signs off on code review and testing, they have neither reviewed the code nor tested it.
I know that marketing and sales guys are delusional sociopaths.
I know that sales reps will offer to pay your mortgage before they make a sale and don't recognize you 9 seconds after one.
I know that software has bugs not "undocumented features"
Nobody reads the manual
Installation is never easy
Uninstallation is even worse
If you have a server available for use by certain software, it will be the wrong file system
Clients will install multiple versions of the same s…