Showing posts from September 28, 2003
Courtesy of LGF, some quotes from the "Religion of Peace"

Peaceful Religion Watch

Once again, we listen to what the spiritual leaders of Islam are saying to the flock. Remember, this is a tiny minority of fanatics preaching a perverted version of Islam’s peaceful message. It’s just a coincidence that they happen to be doing it in the “holiest” cities and the “holiest” mosques of the Islamic world.

From Umar Bin-al-Khattab Mosque in Doha, Qatar, on September 19, 2003:

"O God, strengthen Islam and Muslims, disappoint infidelity and infidels, destroy the enemies of Islam. O God, grant safety to this country and the other Islamic countries. O God, give success to the Muslims' leaders." He goes on: "O God, support Mujahidin everywhere. O God, help our brothers in Palestine, Iraq, Afghanistan, Kashmir, and Chechnya score victory. O God, destroy the unjust Christians. O God, destroy their rule and disperse them. O God, destroy the unjust Jews. O God, destroy the…
Some humor for a monday:

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff?
She was wearing mittens!

An angry woman walks up to the golf course attendant and says, "I just got stung by a bee right between the first and second holes!"
The attendant says, "Well Ma'am, I'd reccomend you narrow your stance a bit."

The drunk leaves the bar. Ten minutes later the drunk comes back in through the back door. The bartender tells him, "I told you to go home, I'm not serving you anything more, you've had enough, now go home."

The drunk leaves again.

Ten minutes later the drunk comes back in through a side door. Again, the bartender tells him, "Man, I told you, you're wasted. I'm not serving you anymore, now go home, you've had enough."

Again, the drunk leaves.

Fifteen minutes later the drunk comes back through another side door. The bartender says, "What the hell is the matter
with you? I keep telling you, you…