Strawman humor
IF YOU ARE A DEMOCRAT YOU MUST BELIEVE:
Believe that Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of rich people and George W. Bush.
Believe removing Slobodan Milošević was a national security priority President Clinton needed a “get my impeachment off the front page” diversion.
Believe that trade with Cuba is fine because it is a communist country, but trade with India is immoral because workers are "exploited".
Believe that the US should kowtow the U.N. no matter how much their interests conflict with ours.
Believe a woman can’t be trusted with a decision about her own body like whether or not she can carry a gun to protect it.
Believe that the best way to improve military morale is institute mandatory homosexuality
Believe that if you keep gunss out of schools, adolescents won’t shoot each other.
Believe that a good way to fight terrorism is to cravenly and meekly submit to whatever grievance they have.
Believe that providing health care to all which has worked so well elsewhere must be instituted here. And believe that government has the best interests of the public at heart.
Believe that Gaia worship should be taught in schools.
Believe that a president lying about an extramarital affair is a personal matter. (Whether or not he was under oath is immaterial.)
Believe that the Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning fuel economy standards and arts funding.
Believe that the public has a right to know about George Bush’s military records but not John Kerry's.
Believe that being a drug addict is an accident like falling down a flight of steps and involves no personal responsibility whatsoever.
Believe only Republicans have supported “Executive Privilege”.
Believe that The 1960’s are relevant but the 1980’s are irrelevant.
Believe that you must support hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail.
I had to leave this one in because it was really funny.
Believe that Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of rich people and George W. Bush.
Believe removing Slobodan Milošević was a national security priority President Clinton needed a “get my impeachment off the front page” diversion.
Believe that trade with Cuba is fine because it is a communist country, but trade with India is immoral because workers are "exploited".
Believe that the US should kowtow the U.N. no matter how much their interests conflict with ours.
Believe a woman can’t be trusted with a decision about her own body like whether or not she can carry a gun to protect it.
Believe that the best way to improve military morale is institute mandatory homosexuality
Believe that if you keep gunss out of schools, adolescents won’t shoot each other.
Believe that a good way to fight terrorism is to cravenly and meekly submit to whatever grievance they have.
Believe that providing health care to all which has worked so well elsewhere must be instituted here. And believe that government has the best interests of the public at heart.
Believe that Gaia worship should be taught in schools.
Believe that a president lying about an extramarital affair is a personal matter. (Whether or not he was under oath is immaterial.)
Believe that the Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning fuel economy standards and arts funding.
Believe that the public has a right to know about George Bush’s military records but not John Kerry's.
Believe that being a drug addict is an accident like falling down a flight of steps and involves no personal responsibility whatsoever.
Believe only Republicans have supported “Executive Privilege”.
Believe that The 1960’s are relevant but the 1980’s are irrelevant.
Believe that you must support hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail.
I had to leave this one in because it was really funny.
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Too bad he abused known posters and all those who contributed counter posts anonymously.
Or should that be spelled
Anono - mouse - ly ????
He died while looking for sympathy.
Poetic justice.
Anon III