Mystery solved.

I finally found where my Dad got all his jokes:

The 1,600-year-old work entitled "Philogelos: The Laugh Addict," one of the world's oldest joke books, features a joke in which a man complains that a slave he has just bought has died, its publisher said Friday.

"By the gods," answers the slave's seller, "when he was with me, he never did any such thing!"

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Paul Smith Jr. said…
Yours too? Must have been popular with people that age.
2:57 PM
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