I can imagine how this one is going to go over

"Honey?"

"Yes?"

"You lover me and are concerned about my health, right?"

"Of course."

"Well, one of the best things we can do to ensure I have a longer, healthier life is to find a second wife."

"..."

"I'm serious."

"Right. I'm sure the author of that study was a man."

"Nevertheless, it's better to be safe than sorry."

"Nice try."

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mkfreeberg said…
Ms. Pencader Days:

"Right. I'm sure the author of that study was a man."

Me:

"Right. I'm sure the author of that study was a single man."

Two wives. Yikes. With one I could just feel the years slipping out of my life span. With two, I'd be like that guy in the third Indiana Jones movie after he drank out of that goblet thing.
The Last Ephor said…
Agreed. When broaching the subject of either polygamy or having daughters my response is always the same: "No way. I can't keep one woman happy let alone two."
Paul Smith Jr. said…
And don't forget: two sets of in-laws.

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