Angry Clown Union Leaders
Angry clowns decry armed robbery by imposters - wtop.com
Clown-union leader Carlos Vasquez says he plans to issue IDs to all real clowns and urge police to detain those who do not have them.(Emphasis mine).
Clowns have a union. I...a union? Really? Are there scab clowns taking up all the plum clowning jobs somewhere? If there's any group of people that I imagined needing a union, clowns are most emphatically not on that list.
Do you think they only mime signing their union dues check? Cause that would be awesome.