Angry Clown Union Leaders

No, not this group of angry clowns, this one:

Angry clowns decry armed robbery by imposters -
Clown-union leader Carlos Vasquez says he plans to issue IDs to all real clowns and urge police to detain those who do not have them.
(Emphasis mine).

Clowns have a union. I...a union? Really? Are there scab clowns taking up all the plum clowning jobs somewhere? If there's any group of people that I imagined needing a union, clowns are most emphatically not on that list.

Do you think they only mime signing their union dues check? Cause that would be awesome.


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