Too funny not to repost
(BLACK) CALLER, KEVIN: They're having a Tea Party in Boston Common right now.
(NEAL) BOORTZ: I don't know, are they?
KEVIN: Yeah, 10,000 people there.
BOORTZ: Are there really?
KEVIN: Yeah, but you know what? Remember the first Boston Tea Party thing they had? Who was the first man to die there?
BOORTZ: Crispus! Attucks!
KEVIN: And that's why we don't 'ttend Tea Parties...