“When you start to lose your temper, remember: There's nothing manly about rage. It's courtesy and kindness that define a human being- and a man. That's who possesses strength and nerves and guts, not the angry whiners.”
― Marcus Aurelius
Sarah Palin would never eat that faun. Look how tiny it is. There's no meat on it at all.
She'd wait until it was a full-grown deer. Then she'd eat it. Unless it's female. Then she'd shoot, dress, and eat its boyfriend because he's a far more expendable part of the hunting ecosystem.
Anonymous said…
NOOO! Not the faun!
I can see the new ad.
"Sarah Palin wants you to believe she is a good Christian, but she ate this faun live on national television. Do you want a candidate that eats cute and fuzzy animals?
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She'd wait until it was a full-grown deer. Then she'd eat it. Unless it's female. Then she'd shoot, dress, and eat its boyfriend because he's a far more expendable part of the hunting ecosystem.
I can see the new ad.
"Sarah Palin wants you to believe she is a good Christian, but she ate this faun live on national television. Do you want a candidate that eats cute and fuzzy animals?
Sarah Palin, wrong for Bambi, wrong for America!"