This guy appears to have made a blend of DU, Kos, Atrios and a dash of Andrew Sullivan, chugged it down and regurgitated the whole mess as a blog entry. According to the line at the bottom the writer is a "freelance writer and publisher (!) of The True Facts." Well, he's not just a writer, he's a publisher. Yes, I'm a publisher too. I publish via Blogger and distribute via the interweb. I am a global publishing and distribution company. Hear me roar. At least he's modest enough to call his blog "The True Facts". Good to know. Better than the false ones. The name alone smacks of "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
This is very strange...
I'm an average guy with an average life. I have a few more kids than most but for the most part I'm just an anonymous lumpenprole toiling away in obscurity both professionally and on this blog. To say my life follows a certain routine is like saying " The Hindenburg caught fire." That is to say, technically accurate but wildly understates the truth. In any event, I just received a call from The Wife. To wit: "Did you order something?" "No, why?" "There's something here for you." "Uh, box, bag, envelope, singing telegram?" "It's a box" "Who's is from?" "It's from [Name redacted pending confession or further investigation]" "Who?" "(repeats name)" "No idea. Never heard of him." A quick google search later I find that the sender's return address is in the wilds of northern Pennsylvania. A place I have never visited. "Open it." "W...
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