One sentence

Since I've been gone I've decided to update the past few months by telling a story in one sentence. Even I can manage one friggin sentence now and again. Here's the first one:

Then my wife looked at me and said, "I don't think I'm on fire anymore."

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Anonymous said…
Damn, that's a big one...

My answer when I heard it was...."Sooooo?"

It's now been about 5 years and we've never been more in love...

Say it, accept it, and don't worry about it... fire always comes and goes...

lol.
8:28 AM
The Last Ephor said…
Ha!

Actually she was *literally* on fire. Reached over a candle.
12:53 PM
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